Scientology Volunteer Ministers Teach Course on Communication

Simon:
Gentlemen, I’d like you to meet your captain, Captain Oveur.

Clarence Oveur:
Gentlemen, welcome aboard.

Simon:
Captain, your navigator, Mr. Unger, and your first officer, Mr. Dunn.

Clarence Oveur:
Unger.

Unger:
Oveur.

Dunn:
Oveur.

Clarence Oveur:
Dunn. Gentlemen, let’s get to work.

Simon:
Unger, didn’t you serve under Oveur in the Air Force?

Unger:
Not directly. Technically, Dunn was under Oveur and I was under Dunn.

Dunn:
Yep.

Simon:
So, Dunn, you were under Oveur and over Unger.

Unger:
Yep.

Clarence Oveur:
That’s right. Dunn was over Unger and I was over Dunn.

Unger:
So, you see, both Dunn and I were under Oveur, even though I was under Dunn.

Clarence Oveur:
Dunn was over Unger, and I was over Dunn.

—–

Ever have trouble being duplicated?

Scientology is
all about being able to communicate.  A lot of people every day think
they’re communicating, but they’re really just talking, moving their
lips around, not really saying anything that people understand.

Honestly, the single most important thing in any job is the ability to
communicate an interact with others.  If one can’t communicate, he’s
pretty dead — no matter what technical knowledge he might have about
his job.  I’ve been to a trillion different job training classes,
seminars, read a ton of books, etc — but the single most important
skill I’d say I have in my job is the ability to communicate.  And that’s something I learned at a Scientology church (in Portland, Oregon, actually — right down the street from where I worked at WebTrends.)

I would heavily recommend that anyone, regardless of your religion, study up on L. Ron Hubbard‘s technology of communication — something taught by any Scientology Volunteer minister training centre or Goodwill Tour.  You can do this on the Scientology Handbook website, or you can just order the full book at the Scientology Volunteer Minister site.

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